2009 DyaksDamus

A very happy New Year Greetings 2009 to you all. The Year Of Ox it is with the hardwork by the Ox will be disrupted by the Rats goons and minions. Right, I’ll dedicate this page (kindly add yours too) for all kinds of Dayak wish-list, propechies, resolutions etc everything we possibly need and ponder for what the year 2009 might offer to us.

 

Poisoned Fruits Of Merdeka: Incapacitate The Dayaks

While it’s almost meaningless to relate Merdeka Day to the Dayaks, it is rightly so. When some Dayak goons writing stuffs in local daily telling us to appreciate the fruits of merdeka, they are merely cheat themselves. Why appreciate when the fruit in fact is poisonous. From education, healthcare, infrastructure etc in such a pathetic state subject to delay politics it’s all simply the case of poisonous fruit of merdeka meant to deny the very rights of Dayak. Likewise the Dayak politics being offered and designed just to reduce the Dayak leaders at the lowest threat possible it is because the Dayak leader accepted and ‘eat’ the poisonous fruit of merdeka which of course can only incapacitate or ‘castrate’ them politically, as epitomised by J*bu to preach Buah Kepayang as the ultimate golden fruit to the Dayak farmers.

Throughout decades after joining Malaysia, Dayaks somehow are subjected to various forms of systematic incapacitation in almost every aspects but political incapacitation by far the most effective mode. Even development projects which is rightfully a basic human right for all that govt must deliver but being abused as delay tactic ploys, often referred as Politic of Development (or development politicised?), all of it not only serves Yang Dikasihi well but a great tool to keep any Dayak at bay all the time. Development in some sense, or some called it fruits of merdeka, turn out to be a deliberately poisoned fruit after all.

Take how Sarawak DUN structure works for instance. At any given time, Yang Dikasihi will not allow the Dayak YBs (PBB-SPDP-PRS-SUPP) hold more than one third of total DUN seats. A classic divide-and-rule ploy over the Dayaks. With PBB holding the lion share of half DUN seats, it is irrelevant whether SPDP-PRS merged or SUPP being wiped off by DAP as PBB alone can rule by simple majority.

 

Top 10 BN Excuses In Permatang Pasir Defeat

Top 10 BN Excuses In Permatang Pasir Defeat

10. Pakatan Penang declare public holiday on that voting day. Huh!
9. Having two wives shouldn’t be too secretive…Shhh!!!
8. In any swindle, make sure you pay your law firm partner-in-crime equally and in full.
7. Wind of change can move..er..to other opposite direction eh?
6. Why try to prove phantom voters when it’s all your own-planted goons before? (And such a bad joke for EC!)
5. Not enough Nuri helicopters being used and abused for campaign.
4. Should bring more instant noodle project$$$ then.
3. When PAS claimed it’s enough to win by 1-vote majority, so now it means multiply by – erm – 4000 times?
2. Ezam didn’t make much speech anymore…hmmm.
1. Probably Nik Aziz is right afterall…vote PAS and shall enter heaven, automatically!

But another one top BN excuse or bonus!
Bonus BN excuse: When Nik Aziz said “Pergi Jahanam Lah Umno!” so really, Umno is all but finished or Jahanam! Alamak!

Lesson for Umno: Never play a fool with Nik Aziz either using TV3’s biased newspin or asking national fatwa council to denounce Nik Aziz vote-for-heaven claim. It’s not gonna work except againts yourself only.

 

The (Dayak) Avatar: Re-Engineering Dayak DNA

Avatar

The Avatar movie might be just another sci-fi about humans trying to colonise another Earth-like aliens planet and suck-up all the natural resources (sounds like Dayak against BN eh??) but the struggle remains the same: change accordingly to survive. And change accordingly will require some seriously drastic measure regardless of short or long term measure, which is how about altering some DNA?

In the next 50 years or so the DNA manipulation could be so advanced and accesible that any imperfection of DNA can be altered. It’s the making of intelligent, custom-made humans. Next generation of Dayaks ought to be taller (minimum 6 footer), super IQ, multi-lingual, resistant to diseases, live longer up to 150 years and much more. The only thing missing is pregancy machine (for future lazy mums) but Dayak females can be sought to be voluntereed as surrogate mum and inpregnanted with these new super Dayak babies. Initial offspring would be 1,000 super Dayaks born and with special reproductive programme these 1000 super Dayak will spread their super genes into many other Dayak families with minimum 10 child per super Dayak couple.

You may ask why I’m talking about this Dayak DNA. It’s simple: Dayak is lacking intelligence to survive based on brief history of almost non-existence civilisation (compared to Indian, Chinese civilizations). No amount of education, NEP and those socio-economic breastfeeding can change Dayak mentality, attitude, brain and their future. All those external inputs do not work so the next challenge is alter the Dayak DNA to become more superior. Dayak however will need to wait 30-40 years for the current ignorant generation to be ‘replenished’ with the upcoming next generation of Dayaks so it can truly bring ‘Change’.

 

Democracy Autism & Subsidising Stupidity

 Greetings folks. Before you embark on another lazy weekend, do spare a bit thought on something that for many Dayaks seems fail to understand just why should we embrace ‘Change’ in order to see a big change in Sarawak under Yang Dikasihi. Much have been debated about Dayak mentality, ignorance, greed, arrogance and all the lunatics about the Dayak politics. You can get easily a PhD doctorate from such studies if you wish and rightly self-appointed yourself as the foremost Dayakologist expert.

Some would argue just how mature our democracy really are, just like a parent wondering their child is normal, born retard (Down Syndrome) or suspected retard (suffering from autism) or simply choose to be a retard (being stupid!). Yes, our democracy is still developing and how we promote fair and open democracy partly rested with our leaders’ responsibility of what version of democracy best suited while at the same time just how critical the voters are. And critical means, in Dayak politics, unravelling the Dayak mentality itself.

We often refer the Western democracy as the most ideal, open and dynamic democracy in which every part of governance somehow subject to elections. Unelected authority therefore can only create another form of dictatorship like what happened in Iran where the top council of Mullahs preside over everything of national governance. It’s a fake and retarded democracy with the supreme ruler Iran Ayatollah remains unelected while the Iranian voters were all being short-changed. At least the whole world knew which part of Iranian democracy being retarded, by the voters or the unelected authority.

Now look at the state of Dayak politics. Everything looks normal or is it? Dayak leaders think they operate democracy at the most optimum level and assume all Dayak voters are matured enough? You see folks, autistic elements vary from child to child. Their learning abilities might seems normal but look carefully some of them having certain difficulties (reading, speech, writing etc) and that factor is enough to retard their mental well-being. If left untreated or with special care, autistic childs will lead a life where the concept of daily lives is not applicable to them anymore. Like the value of money is nothing to them as they don’t have the understanding of the concept of money.

 

Keretapi Buah Kepayang

Hello again folks. First of all, there are few alternatives to name the proposed railway services entity in Sarawak by J*bu like Keretapi Tanah J*bu but it’s better to steer away from Peninsular-based railway company KTM that offer both ancient and sluggish train services. Perhaps one of the worst example of BN’s model of corrupted monopoly. Right. This is not the first time J*bu came out with his outrageously ridiculous transportation plan for Sarawak like proposing LRT service (first mooted by now ex-YB Alfred Yap) and that tricycle subsidy for rural transports in villages and longhouses.

“For the future of land transportation system in the land of Borneo, I think it is good to have initial planning. As you know, our Trans-Borneo road is more or less completed, but the railway system can facilitate the movement of goods between the states, and eventually will be linked to the southern part of Borneo.” – J*bu

Ridiculously good planning indeed by J*bu. Ha-ha. It’s much better if whole lots of equally ridiculous solutions on how to implement this railway project in much more effective, efficient and socially-responsible manner. Ridiculous plan with ridiculous action needed.  As for the previously proposed LRT service in Kuching, it require the same madness level in terms of cost and operation and the cronies ready to suck on concession ploy. The problem with LRTis that the service mainly for commuting people, not bulks of goods container. With the Kuching population already decentralisation from Siburan to Matang, LRTconstruction cost would not worthit unless the cronies willing to part with 150 years concession period. At the moment, the bus transport system should be upgraded and utilised by the 500k odd Kuching folks so for the Kuching population to top 1.5million then LRT would be ideal and cost effective to run. And that is another 25-30 years of nightshift overtime hardworks to produce 1.5million urban folks, mind you.

So we leave the LRT and reproduction challenge aside, now we look into Sarawak main railway system. While we shouldn’t look into J*bu’s proposal with a pinch of salt, the spin-off from SCORE projects could be an interesting view. We will look into the railway construction, the labour requirement and the the possible saviour role of Buah Kepayang as part and parcel of how successful the railway system gonna be.

 

Dayak Tuai Rumah/Penghulu: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Crook Goons

“My cousin had recently promoted to Pemanca (sub reginal chief). He must have earned his promotion, in another words, his superior/installer had seen great success in my cousin’s work (KPI).You seem to mean their syndrome is because they support the BN govt?. If so, what is wrong with that?.The position of TR, Penghulu, Pemanca and Tmenggong are endorsed by the Head of State (Swak TYT).Lets see one, just one of the positive side of what TRP can do to our Dayak community : NCR land only be recognized by the state when the 1) NCR land owner, 2) the TR and 3)Penghulu recognized such claim. See, how important their job to our community, and such authority is spelt out in Swak Land Code.How about use our TRP system to acquire the 1.5 million ha of our temuda into NCR land?. For a start a GPS perimeter survey will do?” – Comment From Uncle Ben

Really my Dayak folks, what is wrong is that? VERY WRONG.

Unelected position is breeding CORRUPTION

By using the phrase ‘appointment endorsed by TYT’ (and all those equivalent craps) as an excuse to support the perverted nature of unelected position, by any means it can only breed, promote and perpetuate corruption.

Penghulu/Tuai Rumah as GREEDY HYPOCRITE LAND-BROKER

As expected, the issues like NCR lands, how Penghulu’s role as guardian of such lands to the Dayaks actually a perfect hawk-eye position to survey, earmark, and ‘market’ the prized Dayak lands to the crony businessmen. This is why many Dayak that self-claim to be a senior, knowledgeable wise Dayak deserved to be a Dayak Penghulu or Pemanca is nothing got to do to the serve the Dayak, but a new career as greedy hypocrite land broker. GPS device, like Garmins unit can be as cheap as RM500 or below can only mean much easier job to rob the land to the cronies, not for marking or conservation purposes. If Penghulu with such authority on NCR lands claim on behalf of the Dayaks, you can imagine how much more the exploitation and manipulation can be: by becoming the land broker lah! Why should you become an honest, poor Penghulu when you can make a lot of money?

 

Politic Of Cawats

Hello again folks. Seems like the silly season of exploiting Dayak plights getting even more crazier than ever. At any given opportunity, the BN Dayak leaders will show their delusional passion for championing Dayak’s cause and they will do it for the sake of taking the top post and keeping their name in tab for next election, both at federal and state level. Can’t blame them much as those Dayak leaders clearly being taught by their Umno witchcrafts: speak your crazy racist heart out, get noticed by top bosses, and you will get nominated and elected. The crazier, the better.

And speak their heart out the Dayak leaders will be. No shame and no brainer at all. Anything that others will do unfavourably means stepping on their tails and such a great spit of fire from the Dayaks. Take the cawat issue for instance. Instead of thinking the real message rather than the insult (and their own stupidity for keep voting BN just to get nothing), suddenly these BN goons came out they’ll defend the cawat no matter what. By all means, wear the ’sirat’ proudly to your office, to your meetings or to your daily kopitiam. The Japanese lady can really be proud of wearing kimono dress to the office so for all the Dayak history and civilisation (if any) under BN that the cawat epitomised as truly a grandeur dignity of Dayak, just throw away your pants then.

The fact that Dayak failed to note their own inferiority but link it up as forbidden insult worth the harshest wrath imaginable simply shows that Dayak somehow still facing a crude mental block. Take the instance from Dayak leaders such as from PRS. They show anger for cawat issue but purporting to drop the Dayak terms. Uphold ‘cawat’, but dropping ‘Dayak’? Joseph Entulu claims that dropping the Dayak terms was due to others’ perception that Dayak people are uncivilised. Would Hadi’s remark of cawat which is somewhat uncivilised thinking of Dayak also deemed necessary for Joseph Entulu to ask the rest of Dayak to discard anything about cawat, just like he proposed to drop the Dayak term due to others’ perception?

Contradictions? Or hypocrisy? You ain’t seen nothing yet:

 

Bodoh Punya Dayak?

“Even the early 20s years old student from other race can topple the senior Dayak Leader, promoted as minister, selected as candidate to grip the main Dayak area where Iban Temenggong comes from. Does this type of thing do not show the stupidity of our people, especially Iban Kapit and bad leadership of our present leader, particularly President of PRS? Does this type of thing is not enough insulting Dayak especially Iban? And yet, Kapit is the poorest Division in Sarawak in term of infrastructure.”  – Comment From Iban Abroad

That is the wonder of minority crony rule in Sarawak and it doesn’t matter whether it is Chinese or Melanau goons, for as long it can hold up ransom over the Dayaks the very own BN Dayak leaders ain’t gonna do a shit about it. The Kapit example is a classic case, where entire Dayaks from Song-Kapit-Belaga under one Chinese Kapit Rajah for so long even from his MP days his crony dynasty able to pull the plug from the Federal BN and flush himself with many mega millions schools projects (total anywhere RM500m so far or more) and what else his own son cannot afford to park own helicopter for Kuching shopping while the rest of the Dayak beg for mercy in longboats to buy some rice.

Think of it and wonder how those Kapit Dayaks all of them can be controlled by merely a Chinaman. Without proper roads connecting to Kapit, the Dayaks will lose out more economically and witness their money value become worthless no thanks to the crippling overpriced consumer goods. Yes, the Kapit traders continue to mint and print money from the chequred Dayaks forever.

Well, to defeat this whole evil BN cronies is not by torching and massacre those bloodsucking Kapit Chinese goons but play out counter politics. Seriously Pakatan Sarawak should get any good dependable Kapit Dayak to run as candidate under DAP (yes, a Dayak DAP by using Dayak’s Guerilla Warfare and Reversing The Divide-And-Rule Tactics) and round up as many Kapit Chinese oppositions there plus the Dayaks to rally behind the Dayak DAP candidate and finish off the Chinese Rajah son, or at least make a run of his money. That is one the DUN level but on MP level, it’s time for Kapit MP Alex to move out as well. Riding on his surname of once great Dayak warrior no longer valid when the best he can do is perpetuating BN injustice to Dayak, something even the late Tun Jugah would never expected to happen to his own Dayak folks so low and disgraceful now and far opposite to what the 18-points Malaya agreements guaranteed to protect the Dayaks prior to joining Malaysia federation. Such a fruit of merdeka, huh.

 

Sarawak Under Umno: Ultimate Dayak Failure (Part 2)

 Ohhhaaaiii folks. Hazey and dry eh? Look at these two points (socio-economic re-engineering ploys from SCORE and its effect to Dayaks) carefully and it does make sense. Afterall, it is a grand plan by Umno to spread to Sarawak but first, Yang Dikasihi (not going to live forever but surely got some succession plan) must prepare the seeds and groundworks to plant these new crop of BN voters, on top of the already Dayak BN voters. Remember, it took merely less than 20 years for Sabah to implement the ‘Project IC’ and what better way to do it other than these illegal pendatangs as new BN voters.

Point 1:

“SCORE covers an area of 70,709 sq km, with a population of 607,800 people.
Enti di import 1,200,000 semi-skilled, think about:
1. Sapa orang ke di import? Anang-anang baka Sabah, dalam masa 5 taun orang Sabah nambah ari 800,000 asoh 3,500,000. The locals are being forced to struggle. Orang UMNO betambah mengejut.
2. Orang Sarawak (607,800) dlm SCORE tu nyengkaum orang tuai, anak mit, orang sekolah. Aba jako orang puteh, “demographic balance” has been altered. Think about crimes, jobs for locals and above all future of the DAYAKS here. Di banding enggau mensia 1,500,000 orang di import, kitai Dayak udah nyadi orang minority. Ni ia ke meli IC, ia ke kawin local, ia ke kena ambo etc?
3. Population Sarawak mina 2.8 million, nyengkaum Cina, Dayak, enggau Melayu. Who will benefit if demographic balance change?”

It will become a serious social problem if state govt choose to overlook this problem if the required labour for SCORE projects would be end up mostly for foreign workers. As pointed out, this is the same ’social cancer’ being spread by the Malaya workers (as gomen workers like police, teachers, ‘lepeh’ army etc) but the scale could be many times bigger from SCORE foreign workers and it happens to be majority of them are Muslim Indons and Banglas. Now look at the next point:

Point 2:

“The case usually is a marriage of a local Dayak girl to a foreign plantation worker. The foreign worker goes back to their country of origin and leave an infant child or even an unborn child and never to return to this country or the same plantation company again.”

OK folks. This is a part-hidden agenda to create ‘Saudara Baru’ in big numbers among the Dayaks in long term and probably much worse than those ‘implemented’ by the National Integration policy. Well, there’s nothing sinister in the beginning but 15-20 years from now, Sarawak will become another Sabah: full of illegal Indon and Mindanao lanun pendatang suddenly become Malaysian citizens complete with Mykad IC and a ready-made BN voters.

 

Top 10 Dayak Political-Animal Characters + King Of Cawats

Hello again, my Dayak folks. So you can judge the character of Dayak scorpion, frog, snake and even dog, well actually there are many other types of animal which interestingly in similar comparison. First three animals are just a recap, but that Dayak dog type which a commentator seems to promote unsafe sex shall be omitted which is deemed unfit for general view so let’s scroll for more:

10. Scorpion – A Dayak that ’sting’ other fellow Dayaks left and right, enjoy watching fellow Dayak fighting among themselves.

9. Frog – Basically Dayak with no principal, jumping here and there to any greener grass field.

8. Snake – A self-serving double-agent taking, exploiting money support from both BN and opposition sides but actually pocket it all for himself.

7. Parrot – A typical Yes Man Dayak leaders. For a few Ali Baba projects and how heavenly indebted they are to BN, they’re willing to sing the same praise song all day long.

6. Crocodile – Opportunist in nature. Like Dayak village chief that supposed to protect village lands but instead act as the land broker for Dayak lands to be sold to Foochow towkeys for a meagre fee and village ‘chop’ of approval.

5. Donkey – Simple minded, ignorant, no question asked. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Right or wrong, semuanya OK boleh saja!

4. Kingfisher - A very patient, quiet Dayak but superbly clinical in taking the strike at the exact right time. Can wait for as long as the rival make the smallest mistake, the fish head will be paraded. Not without reward though, some get big school projects worth anything like RM60m-RM100m guaranteed.

3. Ketupong (warning bird) – In exact opposite, can produce false alarm to make his fellow Dayaks running helter skelter leaving all the hardworks behind wondering what to do next, when in reality there is no issue at all like dropping that Dayak term or something.

2. Crab – As explained by some Dayak leaders before, it is a typical Dayak mindset that harbour hatred or jealousy for fellow Dayak success be it in business, politics etc. Like a basket of crabs, whenever any crab managed to pull out from the basket, another crab right below will drag him back to the basket. Sad but true.

1. Peacock – As flamboyant and show-off as he can be, self-glorification and self-praise is all that matter the most for this type of Dayak leaders. Arrogant and defensive even though it is just another show-time for that meagre crumb MRP grants which is just 0.000001 percent of total oil money stolen from Sarawak so far, or releasing the fish fry only to damage the river ecosystem later or that illusory golden fruit Buah Kepayang as the next biofuel wonder of the world.

Well, it’s not difficult to compare some animal traits to our Dayak leaders. We used to be animist, barbaric headhunters and ..erm.. how about being cannibalistic? Not anymore folks, as we all generally embrace Christianity and recently some become Saudara Baru (last statistics shows some 30,000 Dayak muslims already) which shows we Dayak should no longer behave like animals as our belief system now prohibit anything as evil mindless creature. Sadly enough, what is forbidden bad deeds plus the ‘haram’ mischiefs (as our Saudara Baru would say it) always been the regular offence comitted by our supposedly honest and gentle Dayak leaders.