Very fine, lovely day my dear Dayaks. In life, most of us always make life difficult for ourselves such as taking loans that will eat your future income and finally will make you die a broke. My apology if that heighten your fear on the ever-impending recession that will send all of us back into jungle age but don’t worry too much as Dayaks can always surive by eating tapioca leaves and dried or preserved wild boar meat alone. At least that’s my version on ‘there’s a light at the end of the tunnel’ but I believe that in any crisis there’s always cycle of karma involved. Just like in any life experience there’ll be peak and trough, it’s just that you should smell some blood to strike it. Right, I guess my hypnosis just started now so shall we?

You have no idea how damaging it is after J*bu critising Gabby Adit for joining PKR. And you have no idea how ridiculous for J*bu to keep bonking on Salcra big dividend payouts knowing that RM250 per month received by the Dayak participants either some pre-emptive joke or some illusory bollocks. These two tits pinched by J*bu, if done rhetorically nonstop at least until the next year’s rumored state election will be instead a BIG favour for all Dayaks. In the last general election, those BN Dayak MPs basically in serious level of distrust among general Dayaks as you can see some Dayak oppositions gaining easily extra 5,000 or more. Forget about the majority win by Dayak BN as some of their majority gap were fast closing down evidently despite the opposition’s limited resources and rampant vote buying around. Some of you may argue that sentiments alone will not win you a big vote but you never know the Dayaks, with growing number of youth voters and the ever depleting group of those older voters (good riddance anyway!) may hold the key of why those votes falls into opposition gains. There are more than sentiments alone. It’s done by BN themselves unknowingly, unconciously turn out a big favour to the oppositions instead. Let us hope that J*bu keep pinching those two tits more since all of us got no idea how damaging it gonna be to BN or beneficial to the opposition in the coming state election.

What J*bu have done and will keep doing (he’s not going to stop criticising the oppositions anyway, let alone praising them) is a classic case of self-inflicting damage turns against your back. The more you criticise, the more people get incensed or feeling disgusted since you think you’ve done a very smart move by denying people’s hope for ‘change’. Exactly the same thing happened to John McCain in his bid to become U.S president. By randomly picking up Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, it was one of the biggest Republican disaster ever (well the other disaster is the outgoing Dubya Bush of course) and the disaster of Sarah Palin series of poking on things that Americans viewed as everyday nuisance such as conservatism, guns-lovin’ policy, Christianity as moral authority, lack of foreign policy prowess; all of these tits that for Americans either simply piss and tired off or endless late night jokes. Sarah Palin’s every single move/policy/agenda basically a self-inflicted damage. It’s only natural for U.S media to gladly pick it as parody like that comedian Tina Fey’s comment (Palin impersonation) on Saturday Night Live “I can see Russia from my house” or actor Matt Damon’s view that Sarah Palin is such a wimp to face and fight Russian President Vladimir Putin, let alone leave her with nuclear codes since Sarah Palin admitted that her foreign policy lacked depth and experience. Here, Barack Obama didn’t do anything much against McCain-Palin camp except letting all the ‘jokes’ coming, all made by Palin herself. Those funny jokes in fact translate million of extra votes for Barack Obama. Not bad for a Kenyan boy with skinny leg and small arm and that funny ears.

Another type of bad tits to pinch is using anus jokes right here in our ever-loony country. Some psyco-fool would do it by swearing on some thick book of telephone directory or something that translate extra votes to opposing election candidate. Would you expect people with general logic conscience to believe that by swearing your anus on telephone directory you can run away scot-free from any crime or whatever man-made crime? Same goes to vote buying; the more you ‘donate’ the more for voters to pick opposing candidate as a form of counter-cynic your effort to undermine their hope for ‘change’ as people will view you as trying to force-fed what the people should believe. And why should you believe that by wasting hundred of millions taxpayers’ money can turn a boring town like Betong into a big metropolitan city? It’s shall stay a boring town anyway just like the fresh fruit bunch of mystic palm oil with currently low price; stay there to rot. How about building a polytechnic at Lachau bazaar? You know, some words related like poly and certain body part. Right, ‘population agenda’ indeed. Splendid mix of bad jokes that people will get sick and tired off. Even Yang Dikasihi himself keep blaming the Dayaks for being shifting cultivators that somehow caused much trouble in solving NCR land fiasco, what more to say for his minions like the shameless Yes-Men Narodeen and Awang ‘Tanah’ with their relentless shit-stirring antics. You see Dayaks, all of these govt bollocks can be conveniently reversed as jokes if the opposition wanted it to be and view it as potential voting gains.

The Dyaks Blog Final Donkeys:

We all Dayaks know that whatever J*bu might criticise are mostly a case of bad tits being pinched and somehow provoke more Dayaks to support the opposition. So for the opposition, they must let the ‘jokes’ coming and save their resources for other tactics rather than fighting all-out against J*bu and his goons. The Dayaks knows that govt has been denying much of their belongings, being cheated in broad daylight with scores of legit excuses. It’s no longer sentiments foreplay, like ‘kiss me before we get laid’, it’s a fact that it’s a fastly growing need by the Dayaks to support and vote the opposition. The govt themselves like J*bu basically provoke the Dayaks, not the opposition. Whether the Dayaks merely exercising protest vote or finally awaken by dirty deeds by govt that blinded them for so long, it’s natural for the opposition in gaining their votes. For me, just let J*bu does the damage to er, BN actually, not to opposition. Therefore J*bu should continue the damage knowing that it’s highly unlikely, absurd for J*bu to suddenly stop criticising the opposition. The more J*bu pinch the tits and make himself a Dayak joke, the better. Remember, try to reverse any attack into our advantage. Govt may use heat-seeking missile but the heat itself generated by J*bu to u-turn, boomerang-style the missile and bust his own anus instead. So much for J*bu’s mind-provocateur turns opposite karma cycle eh?

Right folks, till we blog again. Anus and off!

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