A very happy New Year Greetings 2009 to you all. The Year Of Ox it is with the hardwork by the Ox will be disrupted by the Rats goons and minions. Right, I’ll dedicate this page (kindly add yours too) for all kinds of Dayak wish-list, propechies, resolutions etc everything we possibly need and ponder for what the year 2009 might offer to us.

1. Buah Kepayang – I know folks, the next golden fruit according to J*bu. I’ve mentioned its potential as possible Dayak fast food/ Dayak Happy Meal, preservative agent for palm oil and Aids vaccine.

2. NCR land issues can be monitored through one supervisory body that it even more comprehensive under the one that already established under Land Development Ministry. As long as the minister’s mistress can get her Chivas booze, should be fine.

3. Calculator and English-BM dictionary as the possible Dayak savior against dopey plantation schemes.

4. Johnicol Rayong will remain as indie as he can be rather than throwing himself into another Dayak’s hot soup dispute.

5. Yang Dikasihi will not travel to Switzerland just to seek some dental check-up from one of the world’s most expensive dentist, Dr.UBS or to treat his cancer by Dr.Adelaide.

6. The anticipated high wastage of oil palm fresh fruit bunch let to rot due to low CPO price means more possibility of mass rearing of donkey for its low cholesterol meat content.

7. The closure of XFab (formerly 1st Silly-Con job) factory will finally expose JC Fong, George Chan and Yang Dikasihi responsible for the estimated RM5billion accumulated loss and waste.

8. The Dayak reincarnation of Yaakub and his Judas role for the possibly 2nd Ming Court Affair: The Dayak Salvation. Full of piss, indeed.

9. Dayak members of RELA group should be trained now against possible mass document-shredding at all local council offices as supplier for document-shredding machine will see a jump in demand and orders upfront.

10. The Northern Chinese and the Southern Dayak hopefully will come for good but the hardwork will be at risk by the Rats so figure it out how to trap, catch or kill the Rats. Keep some cats, Garfield at your house will be a good symbolic lucky charm.

Last but not least, let us recall this prayer ads by the ever-shameless Borneo Post printed on Friday 31st Oct 2008 Page 23:

Holy Spirit; you make me see everything and show the way to reach my ideal. You who give me the divine gift to forgive and forget the wrong that is done to me. I, in this short dialogue, want to thank you for everything and confirm once more that I never want to be separated from you no matter how great the material desires may be. I want to be with you and my loved ones in your perpetual glory. AMEN.

Person must pray this 3 consecutive days without stating one’s wish. After 3rd day your wish will be grante no matter how difficult it may be. Promise to publish this as soon your favour has been granted.