A very happy New Year Greetings 2010 to you all! The Year Of the Tiger…No, not how much more Tiger Woods mistresses still left to pop up but indeed a year of surprise and revelation. Right, I’ll dedicate this page (kindly add yours too) for all kinds of Dayak wish-list, propechies, resolutions etc everything we possibly need and ponder for what the year 2010 might offer to us.

1. So, YB Johny-Called Elvis gonna join Parti Cinta-Mencintai with Gabby Adit? Ah, just like that Dayak song ‘Kampung Love’ by Mr Sanuh (Tiyung Dayak‘s fav. song lah!).

2. Now that YB Peter Nyarok position is safe in recent SPDP TGM polls but rest assured there’s more to come as Peter Nyarok cannot ‘sorok‘ or hide some skeletons inside.

3. Definately a cross-road for Orang Ulu community this year: Baru Bian or Idris Jala to choose from as final struggle against BN tyranny and muppets. Or another intellect gone to waste.

4. We know how some UMNO pricks trying to bring UMNO officially here. Piss off lah you parti ARBS. Cannot drink beer, so drink Malta pun jadi lah. Just like some Malay drinking Malta imagine it like drinking beer huh.

5. The new Salcra HQ will be renamed as Wisma Buah Kepayang, a monument for Dayak legendary foolishness with the the real beneficiary is the select few Foochow cronies.

6. When Yang Dikasihi plans to make King Solomon as CM that’s when it getting tougher and more silly for Dayak BN Yes-Man ministers pretend to do nothing. Heh!

7. Then it’s gonna be seen the same old Dayak fox we thought as an ally to CM rather than crony yeah!

8. Vacancy for state bomoh as Yang Dikasihi prefer Dayak bomoh than Brunei or Indon Kejawen bomoh.

9. Yang Dikasihi would prefer snap state election this year (with new Queen too!).

10. Probably DAP might block BN’s 2/3 majority with the first ever Dayak DAP YB! Ohhhaaaiii Wooohooohh!!

Last but not least, let us recall this prayer ads by the ever-shameless Borneo Post printed on Friday 31st Oct 2008 Page 23:

PRAYER TO THE HOLY SPIRIT
Holy Spirit; you make me see everything and show the way to reach my ideal. You who give me the divine gift to forgive and forget the wrong that is done to me. I, in this short dialogue, want to thank you for everything and confirm once more that I never want to be separated from you no matter how great the material desires may be. I want to be with you and my loved ones in your perpetual glory. AMEN.

Person must pray this 3 consecutive days without stating one’s wish. After 3rd day your wish will be grante no matter how difficult it may be. Promise to publish this as soon your favour has been granted.

(Let us pray for BN UMNO destruction! God bless us all! God damn BN UMNO!)

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